I had a cough so big and loud
I puked so much I touched the water

Uh-o-o-o-o-oh(2x

I’m never gonna open my eyes

Whoa, I’m never gonna get up

No, Please don’t call me now
Uh-o-o-o-oh
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
Uh-o-o-o-oh
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life

I howled at the machine with rage
And then the supervisor was paged
Uh-o-o-o-o-oh [2x]
But all the people
Knew I just needed to stay home
Uh-o-o-o-o-oh [2x]

I’m never gonna feel better
Whoa, I’m never stop puking
No, just don’t fire me now

UH-o-o-o-oh
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
Uh-o-o-o-oh
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life

I hear the cats playing outside my bedroom
I feel it in my apartment
The stars were really

bright on my lightight

I say I shut it off and sleep

This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
Uh-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
This is gonna be, this is gonna be, this is gonna be
The worstt day of my life
Everything is spinning around, everybody is up now
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life