(This is a parody. It is a form of comedy. You are forewarned, haha!)

 

Call it how it was

No Hendrix

I profess, I pledge, I pledge

I’m deaf

Barely spittle it

Yo

 

I gotta getta pet, gotta getta pet

Or a hobby, fool, instead of perocets

Don’t go to the gym to reppa, rep the sets,

But chase chicks, never  chasin’ those checks

Fake on, screw it, now break em off

Fool on, screw it, now rippin’ em off

I gotta get a pet, or something, gotta getta pet

OR a hobby, fool, instead of percosets…

Chase chicks dude, but never chase a check..

Don’t chase no check…

 

I only own two cups, and have no gang

On food stamps and my words have no game..

Out the gutter, still living mentally the same,

They complaining, half a million on the tab, so lame

Drug corpses, I’m lookin’ like a fool,

Never graduated, GED overdue,

Too much E, I can never ever poo,

Please ask about me

desperately want to stay relevant to you,

Rick James, but I have no chains

Smoggy air, pollution causin’ me to go insane

Top off, hey that’s a possible lawsuit,

hit the office, smelling like booze…

 

I gotta getta pet,  gotta getta pet

Or a hobby, fool, \instead of perocets

Don’t go to the gym to reppa, rep the sets,

But chase chicks, never  chasin’ those checks

Fake on, screw it, now break em off

Fool on, screw it,  always rippin’ em off

I gotta get a pet, or something, gotta getta pet

OR a hobby, fool, instead of these percosets…

Chase chicks dude, but never chase a check..

Don’t chase no check

 

Four door sedan, I drive anything

Buy my sedan, it’ll make you go insane

(OH my god, let it, let it be)

My gasoline, drank from the tube accidently

Don’t even ask, your tank now on E,

Punishment, I think can never find me

Party in Vegas, is never up to me

The chick gotta pay for it, or leave me be,

She got prescriptions?  I be on a mission

Proposition, check if it’s from the opposition,

Hopin states, drive down, missing plates,

If cop pulls us over, ain’t no f’n way

I won’t flip out, cost myself major days,

Then rob a bank, end up in the same game,

the same game, end up in the same game,

Cuz’ I never really change…

 

Gotta Getta pet, oh, gotta getta pet

Or a hobby, fool, instead of these perocets

Don’t go to the gym to reppa, rep the sets,

But chase chicks, never chasin’ those checks

Fake on, screw it, now break off

Fool on, screw it,  always rippin’ em off

I gotta get a pet, or something, gotta getta pet

Or a hobby, fool, instead of these percosets…

Chase chicks dude, but now can’t chase a check..

Yeah, can’t chase no check…