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The King of My Skies

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Eyes meet

tastefully sweet

tongue speaks

and its all complete

baby you make me show teeth

and I hate doing that too much

looks kinda fake but with you

its like a piece of cake

and I want to put sprinkles on you

lick each one with my the tip of my tongue

I want to kiss your ear while your drivin’

cuz’ I know I am the only one

who can make the temperature rise

windows fog and have pride in being your woman

leaving all other men stranded at the roadside…

as we drive by watching the bad get it good

everything in the past is understood

I broke free when I took flight

in my automobile and drove that night

unknowing if I would leave with blood on my sleeve

or unable to leave your side in complete sincerity…

questioning why I am so crazy

to trust a voice

not a face

but it was the best jump I took

cuz now you cannot be reaplaced

cuz I can look into your eyes…

see the inner turmoil caused by other people’s lies…

have respect cuz you still came out of it wise

enough to see love in disguise

and I hope you will be the king of my blue skies.

 

You’re a Cat and I’m a Weirdo (Radiohead Parody)

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When you were here before

Couldn’t let you inside

You had fleas crawling all over

and your skin broke out in hives

you scared me frequently

in your garbage can

I wish you just ate the food

But you’re so fucking skiddish

 

but you’re a cat

I’m a cat lady

What the hell am I suppose to do?

I can’t not feed you

 

I don’t care if it costs

I want to avoid animal control

I want a trap set

I want to see you grown

I want you to notice when I am helping

you’re so fucking dirty

I wish I could bathe you

 

but you’re a cat

I’m a cat lady

What the hell am I suppose to do?

I have to feed you…

Cat’s running out on the lawn

Cat’s running out

It runs runs runs

 

Whatever makes you purrr

Whatever you need

You’re so fucking skiddish

I wish I could catch you
But you’re a cat

I’m a catlady

What the hell am I doing out there?

Trying to save cats

Trying to save cats….

Sweet and Sour

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You’re so sweet

like a sour patch kid

tough exterior

but soft inside

like a little kid wanting to cry

like a person in a gutter asking why

like a lost soul able to just get by..

my lonely sour and sweet…

like forgotten milk

looks ok from the outside

but when opened it’s…

like a look from a disgruntled worker…

and if you drink it…

it’s like a person with a virus asking why

and if you keep it…

you will wish for a simple goodbye

and think…

Should have let the tears fall…

until they ran dry.

Cats, Cats, Cats

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Cats I love you…I love you all

hehehe, hehehe, for reals

I love cats, cats, cats, cats…

cats I do adore…

so get your rabies vaccination

cuz I’d love to take ya…

Pet cha when I get off work, yeah.

I got this Juanita, she doesn’t like to roam

so she calls me mamacita de la comida

Meows when she sees me come home

I’m like, “un momento” – Juanita, slow up your appetite

I got this tiger cat, he doesn’t know how to act

Always running under the bed, about to snap

He’s like, “Listen I have anxiety, I don’t care you betta step back

You better respect the social skills I lack.”

I got this needy cat that loves to stick out his hip

He thinks he’s Elijah Minnelli, and likes to flip

My little cutie can be hell

but then turn around all bipolar and have mercy as well.


Have mercy, you cute as fuck but you givin’ me work

I got this calico cat the day I met her

Asked her where her owner was, but let her sit on the leather

She meowed all you need to know is I’m not owned

And to have me you better have the vet phoned

Now that’s a calico, tiger, black, and brown

That’s turkey n giblets, temptations, damn getting’ fat

Now some arroz con pollo, cat chow, or I get all frowns

I love…

 

I love cats, cats, cats, cats…

cats I do adore…

so get your rabies vaccination

cuz I’d love to take ya…

Pet cha when I get off work, yeah….

I love cats, cats, cats, cats

cats all over the globe

I come scoop you from that parking lot , you all skiddish on the floor

Fix your furs in the groomers, let’s roll…c’mon

 

I got this young cat, she’s so lazy

She like, “Why don’t you buy me treats no more?”

Like to whine and moan, and roll all over the floor

All up in my dollars, just to get some more…

Got a barn cat, that plays all day

And if it gets bored he will just lay

Got a grown cat been with me from the start

Not always affectionate but has a good heart….

I had this other cat that reminded me of him

but he is no longer around now cuz a car hit his limb…

God damn it’s sad but he went in the street all the time

Got frequent runovers like this left our hearts in a bind

but he looks from heaven wearing a crown

king of the road but never coming back down….

So I had to create a cat family

Now that’s a lot of food, litter, and shots

That means I go to the vet a lot, but at least I know her

That’s means I’m a animal lover, pets cats, and stay inside

but I never have a problem coming home cuz….

I love….

cats, cats, cats, cats

cats, I do adore.

The Headphone Euphony

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You don’t know flow to great heights

unless you slide down the waterfall

you don’t know sound

until you put those headphones on

walk through the forest

when you should be listening for other noises

but the thrill of music putting me in danger

is like woah

the thrill of running into some crazy stranger

is like woah

what am i doing

I could get eaten by a bear

abducted into his mouth with just a fucking stare

but for some fucked up reason I really don’t care…

cuz I got the world in my head

I got the tunes of the dead

Got the grace of a leopard

the mouth of a lion baby

One roar could make trees fall possibly

I don’t need anyone to save me

We all say we know

how to feel the rhythm in our marrow

but there’s something different when you write

when you can see and feel

the future baby

You don’t know a flow to great heights

unless you slide down the waterfall

you don’t know sound

until you put those headphones on

walk through the forest

when you should be listening for other noises

but the thrill of music putting me in danger

is like woah

the thrill of running into some crazy stranger

is like woah

what am i doing

I could get eaten by a bear

abducted into his mouth with just a stare

but for some fucked up reason I really don’t care…

cuz I got the world in my head

I got the tunes of the dead

Got the grace of a leopard

and the mouth of a lion baby

I don’t need anyone to save me

as long as I got music I can see…

the future to be

Less Than and More Than

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Those two phrases can be wrapped up in everything from math to philosophy. We tend to think of things as initially missing components. We tend to think of ourselves and other people as robots without a source of power at times. But we must be careful not to lose our sense of adventure and being for the world is a master of creation as far as experiences. And these experiences perhaps make us realize what we do lack which is not a negative thing. To be able to introspect and understand who you are and who you want to be is the most important thing. To admit faults and forgive others for those is essential to build a happy life. It is almost as if you must face the lacking parts of yourself in order to gain anything. And if you do gain insights you must also be careful to not let them make you feel invincible. As humans when we are up we do not want to go down. We all hate when we are running down a hill in excitement and boom you get a mouth full of dirt. However, there is really no meaning or reason for the dirt. It is just there like you, like everyone else. It is there waiting for an assigned meaning. Perhaps taking a face of dirt can be lame to you and you learn nothing but that dirt tastes bad. Or perhaps you see the dirt in your eyes actually opened them to the fact that life is just an absurd game of up and down and you should expect some kind of dirt in the bottom of your ice cream dish. We inscribe meaning through language and visuals all the time but realistically every mind does not experience the same exact situation the same way all the time. However, when we do it reminds us the importance of human connectivity is not to judge another but to share a common emotion in the same moment. It creates a feeling of not being completely alone when in actuality we all are but we all do need each other. We all need to ditch a less than and more than attitude and just be who we are.