Percosets Parody (I really hate that song honestly, it is so annoying! Haha! Some modern rap is written horribly. This is all for fun. <3)
Call it how it was
No Hendrix
I profess, I pledge, I pledge
I’m deaf
Barely spittle it
Yo
I gotta Getta pet, Motherfer’, gotta getta pet
Or a hobby, fool, or a hobby instead of perocets
Don’t go to the gym to rep the sets,
But chase chicks, never chasin’ those checks
Fake on, screw it, now break em off
Fool on, screw it, always chippin’ off
I gotta get a pet, or something, gotta getta pet
OR a hobby, fool, instead of these percosets…
Chase chicks dude, but never chase a check..
Don’t chase no check…
I only own two cups, and have no gang
On food stamps mother, and I have no real game..
Out the gutter, still living the same,
They complaining, half a million on the tab,
Drug corpses, I’m lookin’ like a fool,
Never graduated, GED overdue,
Pink E, I can never poo,
Please ask about me
I desperately want to stay relevant too,
Rick James, but no chains
Smoggy air, pollution causin’ confusion
Top off, that’s a possible lawsuit,
hit the office, boozin’ with adrenaline…
I gotta Getta pet, Motherfer’, gotta getta pet
Or a hobby, fool, or a hobby instead of perocets
Don’t go to the gym to rep the sets,
But chase chicks, never chasin’ those checks
Fake on, screw it, now break em off
Fool on, screw it, always chippin’ off
I gotta get a pet, or something, gotta getta pet
OR a hobby, fool, instead of these percosets…
Chase chicks dude, but never chase a check..
Don’t chase no check
Four door sedan, I drive anything
Buy my sedan, it’ll make you go insane
(OH my god, let it, let it is be)
My gasoline, drank from a tube accidently
Don’t even ask, your tank now on E,
Punishment, can never find me
Party in Vegas, never up to me
The chick gotta pay for it, or leave me be,
She got prescriptions? I be on a mission
Proposition, always check to see if its fake,
Hopin states, drive down, missing plates,
If cop pulls us over, ain’t no f’n way
I won’t flip out, cost myself major days,
Then rob a bank, end up in the same game,
And the game, same game, but I never really change…
I gotta Getta pet, Motherfer’, gotta getta pet
Or a hobby, fool, or a hobby instead of perocets
Don’t go to the gym to reppa, rep the sets,
But chase chicks, never chasin’ those checks
Fake on, screw it, now break off
Fool on, screw it, always chippin’ em slowly off
I gotta get a pet, or something, gotta getta pet
OR a hobby, fool, instead of these percosets…
Chase chicks dude, but never chase a check..
Don’t chase no check…
Radiohead- “You’re a Cat and I’m a Weirdo”
When you were here before
Couldn’t let you inside
You had fleas crawling all over
and your skin broke out in hives
you scared me frequently
in your garbage can
I wish you just ate the food
But you’re so fucking skiddish
but you’re a cat
I’m a cat lady
What the hell am I suppose to do?
I can’t not feed you
I don’t care if it costs
I want to avoid animal control
I want a trap set
I want to see you grown
I want you to notice when I am helping
you’re so fucking dirty
I wish I could bathe you
but you’re a cat
I’m a cat lady
What the hell am I suppose to do?
I have to feed you…
Cat’s running out on the lawn
Cat’s running out
It runs runs runs
Whatever makes you purrr
Whatever you need
You’re so fucking skiddish
I wish I could catch you
But you’re a cat
I’m a catlady
What the hell am I doing out there?
Trying to save cats
Trying to save cats….
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Comfortably Alone (Pink Floyd Cover)
Hello
is there any normal person out there?
just nod at me if you can see me
is there any boyfriend at home
No, come on now
I am feeling quite disposable
I can’t ease your guilt
Get you on your knees
Relax
I’ll need some verification first
from your gynecologist
Can you send me the results?
Hello,
Is there a normal person out there
Just nod at me if you can find me
Is there no love you aren’t receiving
And all you see is distant whores upon the horizon
They are only walking through the fakeness
Their lips move but they say nothing
When I was a child I thought girls were great
MY hands felt like they were waiting for friends
Now I wish they had fallen off
I can’t explain, your IQ is off
This is not a whiny response
I have become comfortable with loneliness
O.K.
Just a little annoying prick
There’ll be no more fake aaaahhhh!
But can you even take a little poke
Can you Take it?
I do believe it’s motivation that’s good
That’ll keep you comin back to hatred
Come on it’s time to settle down…
There is no love you aren’t receiving
A distant island upon the horizon
You are only coming if no drama
Your lips move but they speak nothing
When I was a child
I thought women were awesome
I caught a fleeting gimpse of what was wrong
Out of the perficial of my eye
I turned to look but she was gone to another lame guy
I cannot put my finger on why
The child is grown
The normal is gone
And I have become
Comfortable with loneliness.
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The Blame Blame Baby (Lady Gaga Cover)
I can’t help myself I’m addicted to the strife of
materials
It’s some kind of performance, I’m driven
to oppose the majority
All we care about is, greed, bmw’s,
and wine bottles
Give me something I can be, retro influenced
Hollywood yes we die for the
Fame
Doin’ it and it’s all for
Fame
Cuz we wanna die in the life of the sick and
the followed
Doin’ it for the deathly Game
Cuz everyone wants to live the life of the wealthy
and famous
Fame
Doin’ it for the
Blame
cuz we gotta drink the chardonnay and infinity
of fortune
Fame Fame maybe
The fame fame
We live for the blame blame baby
but we think it’s really fame fame
It’s a shame shame maybe
A blame game maybe
Isn’t it the same same baby
When it comes to fame flame baby
The fame fame….
I can see myself at the strip club with my
face in the neon lights
photographs in my mind and whatever on
the internet you find
All I care about is pornographic surprise
and fake handcuffs
Give me something, I wanna feel anything and
Nice blondes in all kinds of positions
Fame
doin’ it for the deathly game
Doin’ it but themselves
blame comes around
cuz we wanna live the life of the privileged and
blame
the poor….
fame
Fame
Doin’ it for the
game
Cuz we gotta taste the dick
and call it fortune…
Blame Blame baby
the blame blame
We live for the blame game baby
Isn’t if a guilt trip baby
A shame shame baby
in It for the money money baby
but really get the blame blame
Don’t ask me when and where
but I’m gonna get somewhere then nowhere
It will be my worst fucking nightmare
Don’t ask me how I got here
But I’m gonna make it to nowhere
My worst f’n nightmare
Don’t ask me how or why
But I’m gonna make it with all my assets tonight….
Yeah I’m gonna make it alright….
Blame!
Blame!
Doin’ it for the blame!
Cuz’ we wanna live the life of the insane and
don’t blame us
Blame
Doin’ it for the
insane Cuz we gotta drink the best wine and endless
keg of fortune
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My Cats (My Girl Cover)
I’ve got friskies on a nice plate
When it’s cold outside I’ve got the cats all day
I guess you’d say
What can make me the crazy cat lady?
My cats, my cats, my cats
Pettin’ all my cats, my cats
I’ve got so much litter my gas points are envied
I’ve got a robot laser light so they can play without me.
Well, I guess you’d say
What can make me the crazy cat lady?
My cats, my cats, my cats
Pettin’ all my cats, my cats
Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow
Ooooh.
I don’t need no dog, horse, or fish
I’ve got all the kitties, baby, one woman can miss.
Well, I guess you’d say
What can make me a crazy cat lady?
My cats, my cats, my cats
Pettin’ all my cats, my cats.
I’ve got catnip on a boring day
With my cats.
I’ve even got the shots done in May
With my vet
Talkin’ bout
Talkin’ bout
Talkin’ bout
My cats
oooohhh
My cats
As long as I live I will talk about my cats….
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Scurry With your Nuts (Funny Rap)
I’m gonna pin those pants to your crack
so they can’t hang expose what you lack
cuz’ you make everyone nervous
hold their purse
since you look like
you should be in a Hurst
you move so fast
but your brain is slow
it dreams but has nowhere to go
the clouds are barriers in your mind
not a pillow you can use to climb
up to the sun
and you took all the fun
out of party before you arrived
then blamed everyone else left inside
walkin’ down the street drunk trying to have a conversation
but even your friend doesn’t talk to avoid escalation
you sound like a spoiled punk
who didn’t get his daddy to pay him
for doing
nothing…
Sometimes you look in the mirror
your buttons up but really their down
your smile is there but really its a frown
shirt is clean but your hair looks like a clown
you got your mirrors dirty
so clean that shit and hurry
cuz’ she won’t wait
she’ll scurry
like a squirrel
with your nuts
I’m gonna take that beer chip back
cuz’ you don’t need another one
you got yours all intact
but your life reenacts
every step to the bar as if it is your past
the morning ruined when you realize you wasted cash
living in the left lane you’re going too fast
can’t slow down until you pass
that guy with everything you lack
but you always take step back
cuz the shoe is on your foot fool
don’t act like others don’t play you cool
maybe they know the jokes on you
maybe they feel some sympathy too
but kindness isn’t weakness
unless you see through the eyes of the unkind
so push play and not rewind….
Sometimes you look in the mirror
your buttons up but really their down
your smile is there but really its a frown
shirt is clean but your hair looks like a clown
you got your mirrors dirty
so clean that shit and hurry
cuz’ she won’t wait
she’ll scurry
like a squirrel
with your nuts
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Your Class is Like Glass; Easily Breakable
Young men want to step
to me through puddles
like they can afford waterproof boots
but they got the imitation kind
the water goes all inside
and they think they can steal mine
tell me they’ll give em back
but shortly after
time runs out and
it’s more than the boots and socks
it’s about all he mocks…
about other people like himself
thinks he’s so game
but really he’s insane
cuz he thinks other people are to blame
doesn’t want to grow up
admit life is lame
with wet socks
if you can have her dry ones…
but you need to…
get your own
and live without a bone
thrown to you every time
you’re hungry…
you gotta starve.
Your class left your soul
like broken glass
so bring your trash over
pick up every piece until the last
Older men want to step
like they want some babies
let’s have a conversation
then get down to the business
papers
cuz I need a wife
cuz I am tired
of cleaning alone
being nice
to whores for a bone…
I need a full time woman
who cooks and does my laundry…
but I want her to work
then come home, take care of me fondly…
but then there’s an army
holding grudges while she folds your laundry
cuz’ how do you expect her to mend
everything that’s broken
when you can’t comprehend
you created a situation
out of a false idea of man..
cuz you’re just a little boy
Your class left your soul
like broken glass
so bring your trash over
pick up every piece until the last
so it doesn’t come back
like your past
to repeat itself
like concrete
it bonds to itself
until there is crack
no one can deny seeing.
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You Got 9,000,000 Facebook Friends But They Ain’t Real Ones
If you’re having friend problems I feel bad for you son
Cuz’ I only got 99 Facebook friends
but I know they ain’t real ones
I got the spat patrol like a cat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my mouths closed
Critics say she’s “Money, cats, clothes”
I’m from the country stupid
where only the real facts are disclosed
If you grew up with no laces in your zapatos
You’d party the minute you had some cash flow
I’m like f haters you can’t kiss any of my lips
If you don’t like my lyrics
you can laugh at yourself cuz’ you never hit this…
Got beef with many If I don’t play the game
but maybe they don’t play my level,
all one in the same
Some haters try and act like they have game
So I can be their sugar mama cash h*e…Suckas
I don’t know why you are taking me here
you can’t afford one beer
I’m from bad to better playa
I ain’t dumb
I got 99 Facebook friends & they ain’t even real ones….
Just hit me…
and get it over with.
99 Facebook friends but they ain’t real ones
If you’re having friend problems I feel bad for you son
Cuz’ I only got 99 Facebook friends but..
At least I know they ain’t real ones
wish they’d just hit me
And get it over with.
The year is 2014 and my truck is full
in my rear view mirror is a benz
I got two choices ya’ll
keep driving or slow down the car some more
Now I ain’t trying to stick no gun out the door
but I got a few bullets up my sleeves galore
So I pull over cuz’ he’s on the side of the road
And I heard…”Girl, you better stay on the other side of that door!”
Cause’ this guys young and he’s ready to blow
and I think I know body language,
maybe, I don’t know?
Am I ready to go? or should I stay some mo’?
Well I was doing fifty five and the sucker was going 94
Thought it was a cop on the back road
until I saw him riding my bumper all the way to my dashboard
I ain’t steppin out to see my deathbed
Ain’t kickin’ it when it’s down either
just lettin’ it stay inside my head
Enjoy a few last moments of heat
before I hopefully go to bed
cuz’ I’d rather call him a policy
when he hits me….
then I get all the insurance money….Ooo…
99 facebook friends but they ain’t real ones
If you’re having friend problems I feel bad for you son
Cuz I only got 99 facebook friends but they ain’t real ones
wish they’d just hit me
get it over with.
Now once upon a time very long ago
A chica like me had a strong arm and a hoe
not a hoe in the sense of whore
but a hoe digging up land in order to grow
I tried to stay there and continue to mow
Pray for sunlight, but some fools just love the rain
You know the type who keep their socks always stained
won’t even change, don’t even fret
the only thing that’s gonna happen,
Their feet will get more wet
keep trappin’ the crayfish cause they be like gold
And there I go back to the creek, never gonna fold
cuz it’s back through the forest with cliffs galore
While my fake friends stay at home, pop some lame a** corn
watch their tv sets, then later switch to p**n
Cuz’ Paparazzi’s got the camera on all the pretty faces
until the D.A. Comes in tells em their wasted cases
half-a-mil for nothing but a body that’s fit
All because some fool wanted his man handle lit
And she’s trying to play the man like he cares
but there ain’t nothing sweet about his guilty nightmares…
I got 99 Facebook friends but they ain’t real ones…
if you’re having friend problems I feel bad for you son…
I got 99 Facebook friend but at least I know they ain’t real ones…
just hit me…
and get it over with.
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I Honestly Hate You (I Honestly Love you cover)
I hate you
I honestly blame you
You don’t have the answer
I can see it in your eyes
Maybe I was better off left for dead
this is plain and simple
And you shouldn’t rationalize
it’s coming from my head and not my heart….
I hate you…
I honestly blame you…
I am attempting to make you feel uncomfortable
I am trying to make you see what you’ve become
but this feeling comes along everyday
you bombed the getaway car and can’t run
I hate you…
I honestly blame you…
If we were both on an island
in another time and a cage
this moment might end in a fist
and there you’d be with your knife
And here I am with a gun
So I guess we’ll assume who won…
I hate you
I honestly hate you
I honestly hate you..
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Spare Me (Hold Me by Weezer Cover)
I am terrified of shellfish
frightened of the park at dark
I was….
you were crazier than I expected…
cut deeper than a fish…
You are.
Spare me.
Spare me.
Leave me like trash cause’ your phony…
I was happier with you past when..
I wasn’t angry…
I was.
You are becoming what you hate in me..
Why don’t you go to therapy?
Spare me.
Spare me.
Leave me without you cause’
you’re crazy…
I am..
I am…
numb.
Spare me.
Spare me.
Spare me.
Leave me without you cause’ i’ll be happy
Spare me.
Spare me.
Leave me or I’ll get a taxi.
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You’re Down Mofo
You’re down mofo
like a yo yo
ready to be brought up again
by someone else’s downfall
you create illusions in minds
then when its time
to fess up
it’s all them
not you
It’s sad you wear armor
but battle your own mind
and in return it create a bind
to no one
You wasted months
but I’d rather not have it be years
of judgment upon my ways
that were engaged by the cold world
left me outside with sleeves too short
outgrown my jacket like I did you
and you may have had the first laugh
but mine will be the last.
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He Holds Ground Beef Like It’s Filet Mignon
He holds a heart
all mangled up
like ground beef
but serves it like filet mignon
hopes you’re so tired you play along
hoping you’ll just sing the same song
create a different dance…
but you tend to glance
over at the people having more fun…
At first
you do
you take it all in
and through you
then repeat, repeat, repeat…
until your heart is like his
all beat…
mangled…
unable to complete..
a thought without it angled
in perfect tune
with his erratic brain waves
And he holds his hand
as if its not his own
He holds his head
as if his neck has one bone…
He holds up the sky
as if he created it…
then sails the sea
as if he put the water in it…
but he will learn
we are all creatures of a storm
trickling to our hearts
there can be an over pour
of crimson proportions
and we all must face our demons
to endure a kiss
that’s worthy of love
pure bliss…
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I Have The Beat
Well, you don’t care..
I guess that’s fair…
I’ll just sit over here
bobbing my head to the rhythm of life…
with my own breasts as the toms
my feet as the bass pedals
my hair looking like the sticks
my heart playing out all it once resists…
I always felt the beat of my own drum
the problem is there is no one
who can complete my rhyme
echo my brain waves
through space and time…
Well, you don’t care
I guess that’s fair
I’ll just stare
at the sun for too long
until my blindness I can see through…
my sunglasses on right
my laces all tight
ready to sprint out all this strife…
I always felt the beat of my own drum
the problem is there is no one
who doesn’t need an explanation for my mind
maybe I should have been born to a new dimension
ahead of this time….
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A Different Planet
I wish we lived on a different planet
not so we could be left alone
leave the cold world shivering in their bones
but so I could take you out like hunger games
avenge all the girls you maim
tape your mouth shut so you’re unable to cause anymore pain
turn you into a man ape
cuz’ even that would be better than the false cape
you were like a hero
but really your below zero
cuz your heart stopped beating
so instead you were just needing
other people to shame
so you could not find yourself to blame…
Sucka
you lost
not me
you created your fallacy
from the beginning
then expect me to complete the duo
when we both were screwed yo
I wish we lived on a different planet
no so I could just hear only your voice
cuz’ mine would be there too
and I have a feeling you’d hush me
condemn me if I flee
condemn me if I stay
made the blue clouds turn grey
put me face in the dirt
then yell if I claim to be hurt
but I’d hike the mountain faster
just to get the canister
smoke you out
so I could be alone….
Sucka
you lost
not me
you created a fallacy
then couldn’t uphold it
and see
your own foolish doin
so when you get to the conclusion
you aren’t a saint
send you baggage on packin’
down to the lake.
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Who Told You Who I Am?
Who told you who I am?
how can they speak for me when they can’t even speak like a human?
You come at me like a bull in heat
desperate for a person to be able to complete
your next sentence like it’s the f****g movies
but hate to break it to you this is reality…
you don’t maim who you love
you don’t break someone down
unless you want them to run off
with a better clown….
who could actually be funny.
I hate the way your lips move
but cannot rhyme
you have no talents
you waste all your focus and time
cuz’ you’re so blind
to your own self perpetuated bind
running out of your veins
out your nose
then onto your face
drugs all over the place
and now your teeth are even rotted out of your face
you a man?
I think you’ll need another toothbrush…
And I am not speaking about all you men
cuz some of you have game
you can run in other people’s face
and the truth you can claim
but some of you should take the advertisement down
cuz’ you look like trash with that broken frown
Claiming people told you who I am…
Who told you who I am?
how can they speak for me when they can’t speak like a human?
you came at me like a pilot without a plane
you acted all pimp without the cane
I wish I saw the stars in your eyes
were just reflections of the street lights
cuz the way you lit that cig
could make any heart want to stop…
Who told you who I am?
how can they speak for me when they can’t speak like a intelligent human?
How do you even know me when you were always in command?
A person always creating a war is never able to stand.
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Wipe The Tears Up
You better wipe those tears up
cuz when I was wakin’ up
you told me to get out of your bed
instead of actin’ like a lover
you acted like i was an intruder instead
pushed me to the ground
made me protect my head
bruises on my knees.
But it could have been worse if I stayed in bed
Could have ended up in a hearse instead
so i say please
don’t bring me back there ever again
false self perpetuated judgments
can clouds your head
What person screwed you over
to make all the love into lead?
what completed the cycle
was it me or you with the gun beside your bed?
Screw your fallacy
I grew up tired and weary
my eyes hurting from crying out too much in fury
you think that makes it okay to turn my skies so dreary?
negativity brings negativity but you can’t even hear me…
So I quiet my voice all nice
cook you dinner more than twice
make your rum and coke so you can sleep at night
while it’s the same poison preventing you from taking flight…
I hope you crash and burn
cuz’ it might be what it takes
you can’t introspect enough
cuz you think your fate
was done from the beginning
a card game with no winning
but get your head out of the past
and onto less sinning….
wipe your own tears up
get a nice mop
cuz every drop brings another
And it just keeps raining now inside
your head is full of delusions
you stay locked up and hide…
I feel sorry for you
but I was always there before
sometimes you have no choice but to break down a door
and I could have been waiting for you on the other side
with a mountain of pride on a distant shore, hatred aside
but you chose to believe in your own fabricated lies
chose to watch the sunset instead of the sunrise.
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Say Something, I’m Just a Whiny Poo
I’m just a whiny poo.
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I Hope
I hope your heart shrivels up like your…
hmmm.
I won’t even say the word…
cuz’ the thought is there
without being heard…
I hate you for every thing you made
everything you laid
in front of me
like a silver platter
but really it was crappier
than anything I ever tasted….
but there is no time wasted
on mistakes
but rather to create
a series of hesitates
cuz’ no one can congratulate
someone for staying in bounds
rather we create a social construct
out of the mounds
of flesh we sacrifice
to say we paid the price
for the ultimate bliss…
but why should we have to kiss
the lips of satan to feel the warmth of god?
why should we mask who we truly are?
I sit and ponder how far I have gone
and sit proudly upon my scars..
cuz’ really no bars
could hold my soul
its immortal beyond most peoples goals
and i live each day by a certain moral
not governed by church
of some other person’s portal
and i am sorry you cannot accept my cordial
handshake and realize that time is not immortal
so sit back relax and enjoy the hole yo
cuz’ someday you’ll be in it
and there will be no one to see your soul
someday you’ll be nothing but seen as cordial
and that is all i ever wanted to
be seen as moral
but I realize no one is
and life is just a portal
of space and time
and you can rewind
fast forward
move slow but
in time
it catches up
and take all of your senses
your throat closes
and in comes the death sentence
but I have no fear
no god
no dove
my heart was stolen
from up above
and i pray to nature
to animals
to people
to save this earth
and stop the reliving.
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Certain Generations
When communication ceases
I stay of out of the street
cuz your kid’s are annoying
the spit rhymes like poison
a regurgitated scheme
their fire turns into a faint gleam
of light…
and I stand there in fright
of certain generations
cuz’ the people who should same them
stand in the limelight…
don’t do anything right
raise their hands
and stomp their feet at night
acting like God will send them a flight
to the Caribbean to run away
cu’z they don’t want to stay
raise children
pay for a sin
now created into the most beautiful skin
they should hold
protect
caress until they rest their head
until nightmares
turn into dreams.
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I Am Who I Am
I am who I am
don’t question my sanity
when you can’t be a man
step up to the plate
and prove your own sanity..
can’t pay for your own haircut
but have money for a mutt
throw dollars on counters
but make me drive after for hours
then pay for all the gas…
Oh heck ya…
I got angry super fast
tightened my laces fast
ready to run away just as the last
girl you probably scared off
Then you tried to decay
my esteem to a pile of decay
Tell me what to do
how to stand
when it feels like to even raise my hand
then follow your every command
like you were a man
but you were just a teenager
with a small uh…wiener..
Personality like a cheesy TV anchor
But even worse…
you were filling in for the sucker who’s sick
but really you won’t even get through the show
before you quit
cuz’ you know you aren’t the talented one
Wasted your life on having
no love
no trust
in anyone…
sitting alone
convinced of your own lies
trying to put back together all the insides
you destroyed by too much time
spent on some lame a** shit…
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Worst Day of My Life (cover)
I had a cough so big and loud
I puked so much I touched the water
Uh-o-o-o-o-oh(2x
I’m never gonna open my eyes
Whoa, I’m never gonna get up
No, Please don’t call me now
Uh-o-o-o-oh
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
Uh-o-o-o-oh
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
I howled at the machine with rage
And then the supervisor was paged
Uh-o-o-o-o-oh [2x]
But all the people
Knew I just needed to stay home
Uh-o-o-o-o-oh [2x]
I’m never gonna feel better
Whoa, I’m never stop puking
No, just don’t fire me now
UH-o-o-o-oh
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
Uh-o-o-o-oh
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
I hear the cats playing outside my bedroom
I feel it in my apartment
The stars were really
bright on my lightight
I say I shut it off and sleep
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
Uh-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
This is gonna be, this is gonna be, this is gonna be
The worstt day of my life
Everything is spinning around, everybody is up now
This is gonna be the worst day of my life
My life
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Blind
You better run if you see me
because I will walk up
and call you what you are
I will bare all my emotional scars
that could travel the length of mars
if they were made of matter
but all that matters
is what I feel
what is real
and what has been distorted
contorted in the shape
of an egg
reduced to a child like state
inside my head
waking up with nightmares
and not even getting out of bed…
but rather trying to sleep
rather than eat
trying to fade
rather than realizing
he made my mind
in time
blind
blind
and i am hearing all his words
blind
and i am quite disturbed
blind
I hear the voice again
blind
and I know I can’t pretend
it’s real
You better run if you see me
cuz’ I will tell your girl
she is in store for a special treat
by the time you dismantle her
she won’t be able to complete
a sentence or a fragment
she will roam your halls
like I did touching the walls
making sure they are still there
the lights flickering
cuz your gas lighting tricks
are all you can bear
to give to her…
but in time
the bulbs will blow
and she will realize
you were dimming the lights low
bringing in the darkness
bringing in the blindness
blind
and I can see your lips move
blind
and I can’t be soothed
blind
and I hear every word
blind
and you were the one who was disturbed.
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There’s Some Men and Their Names Aren’t Joe
There’s a boyfriend…
His name is lazy
and he doesn’t work in a factory
he doesn’t have a life
a car
a job
or a family…
one day…
I came up to him and said
Hey a**hole, get it together! He said no…
I said turn the knob to the right, then out the fucking door…
There’s a man
His name is psycho
And he doesn’t work
he just goes through my texts secretly
he wants a relationship
a house
and a family…
one day after a week of knowing me
he asks will you date me? I say i don’t know…
Learn some patience and don’t expect that from me….
There’s a man
His name is bozo
and he has no mind left to grow
he wants a real job
house and a car maybe..
one day he asks me to do his homework?
I say no…
Do your own work, so you’re not a bozo…
There’s a man
his name is boring yo
and he works in a pharmacy
he has a job
a boring life
and his family pays for thee
one day he avoid his responsibilities…
and i say go..
turn the key and go right down the driveway…
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My Man
My man is so fly he should put on a pair of wings…
My man is so hot when he takes a shower he likes it when it gets cold…
My man is so generous he doesn’t care about money…
My man is so chiseled he could be at the metropolitan posing
among the statues…
and you wouldn’t know he was a real person…
He could stand outside of a palace and everyone would think he is a prince..
He could wave his stand and command an army
with his intelligence…
and that face..
of glory…
I swear I imagined it in dreams
but thought I would never see it upon a real person…
My man he could jump out a plane
but he wouldn’t because he’d rather take me with him…
My man wakes up just as handsome as the night before…
My man could hold me close
then push me away
and I don’t stir…
cuz’ I know I have nothing to fear…
My man doesn’t want power
My man already has his own..
He just wants a real woman…
to warm his home..
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No Point
They say there’s no point in writing
No point in making a stir
I say I’ll climb over the gate
and make the big cats purr
cuz’ the imagination has been sent to deportation
And people shun a kind of mental emancipation
They just eat
work
go to bed
face the lead
in the middle of the night
when things aren’t alright….
and I’m up uptight…
sitting on the laptop in candlelight
researching how the world might…
never be still…
always trying to bend another’s will
rather than creating a portal of their own
they conquer another person’s home…
then back around again for more….
and I can’t help but think of how they project
a lack of respect
for humanity
and how can it be
We sit and ponder these
plans to orchestrate uncertainty
into a monopoly
cross our arms
kick our feet up
on the nice mahogany
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Simple Person
I’m just a simple person
living outside of the economic excursion
tossing my coins around
ignoring all the coercion
running my mouth about
finding out all the versions
I played of myself
aren’t good enough to be indoctrinated
into this kind of monopoly
we act like is the threshold of society
but really if we all weren’t behind the scene
making their cars gleam…
they’d never see the light
if it was a direct beam
cuz’ we are the ones who carry the sun…
they just flaunt their goods for fun…
but their no different than anyone…
mouths all sewn up shut…
And I think it is funny…
some equate freedom with money
some bend their minds because their so hungry…
I’m just a simple person
living each month like it’s an excursion
and I will never know where I’ll end up…
keep pouring change into a cup
hoping it will be enough
to find a way out of this tunnel
they want me to lie down in
and declare they will win
but one thing is sure to begin…
whether now or later…
the crater in their heart
cannot dart the arrows of gluttony
cannot diffuse the air around me
cuz’ they made it so heavy
no one can breathe…
And I think it is funny
some equate freedom with money
some bend their will to no longer be hungry
and leave so many mouths empty..
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Some Sugaar
I’m gonna
Slap that bottom lip
into your nostrils
cuz’ your nose is so high
I cannot see the top of it
or maybe its because
I am too short…
Either way,
It isn’t looking good…..
for you…
but I love me….
so here’s a little rap for thee…
since he’s got all the partridges in the mother-fn tree…
I say
give me some sugar
something nice and sweet
give me a little icing upon my cheek
but your not thinking of a cupcake
just like me….
you’re still thinking of somethin’ else
cuz’ it’s all about thee
not me
I sit around all fake and merry
playing betty crocker
but I am wishing I was a fairy
so I could fly the fuck
outta this town
where none of you can judge me…
cuz’ I’m all smiling
laying jokes
while you all bitch around me…
trying to take my sun
but the problem is
I embrace the moon
and the rhythm of my heart
doesn’t always
skip to the same damn tune….
I say
give me some sugar
something nice and sweet
give me a little icing upon my cheek
but your not thinking of a cupcake
just like me….
you’re still thinking of somethin’ else
cuz’ it’s all about thee
not me, never me…
I’m gonna make you
drown in your own ego
I’m gonna make you frown
until your need slows…
cuz’ you have a big head
and a small neck
there are references to it
a thousand years back
but apparently you didn’t get the memo
it wasn’t forwarded to your inbox
it was on a piece of paper
but to you reading
is like fort Knox..
oh, you’re so intellectual
yet your brain feels so locked….
oh, you’re so confident….
yet you have to rip someone else apart..
I saw Shawshank Redemption
and you’re not so smart….
I saw where you came from…
and it wasn’t like a fine piece of art…
and I know it was then not now
but you cannot fully forget your past
without losing your sight of your future somehow…
both go hand in hand
like water is to air…
to avoid one or the other
leads everyone to despair…
so don’t forget the ones who always cared…
let the ego drop
on down by your side
take that pride and shove it all inside…
you have nothing to prove
we all have told the truth and lied….
so give me some sugar…
somethin’ sweet.
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