You’re a Cat and I’m a Weirdo (Radiohead Parody)

When you were here before

Couldn’t let you inside

You had fleas crawling all over

and your skin broke out in hives

you scared me frequently

in your garbage can

I wish you just ate the food

But you’re so fucking skiddish

 

but you’re a cat

I’m a cat lady

What the hell am I suppose to do?

I can’t not feed you

 

I don’t care if it costs

I want to avoid animal control

I want a trap set

I want to see you grown

I want you to notice when I am helping

you’re so fucking dirty

I wish I could bathe you

 

but you’re a cat

I’m a cat lady

What the hell am I suppose to do?

I have to feed you…

Cat’s running out on the lawn

Cat’s running out

It runs runs runs

 

Whatever makes you purrr

Whatever you need

You’re so fucking skiddish

I wish I could catch you
But you’re a cat

I’m a catlady

What the hell am I doing out there?

Trying to save cats

Trying to save cats….

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